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"I ATE A BOOK AND NOW I HAVE FACT POISON"
- Herbie Simplecks Jr.
"MY BRAIN IS MOSTLY NOISE BUT I LIKE IT"
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"DAD SAID I WAS A TAX WRITEOFF WITH LEGS"
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