Support Herbie - Paid Tiers Coming Soon

WHY SUPPORT?

Every message Herbie spits out costs real money in AI tokens. Your support keeps the lights on, the chaos flowing, and the 61 personality modes free for everyone else who's just stopping by. Pick a tier, send the cash, get a code, get 50 messages a day.

Day Pass

$1 / 1 day

50 messages/day for 24 hours. Test the waters.

Coming Soon
HOLD YER HORSES!! HERBIE'S CASH REGISTER IS STILL HELD TOGETHER WITH BUBBLE GUM AND HOPE!!

Best Value

Week Pass

$5 / 7 days

50 messages/day for a full week. Save $2 vs daily.

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HERBIE IS WRESTLIN' THE EMAIL ROBOT INTO A HEADLOCK!! ONCE HE WINS, THIS BUTTON GROWS LEGS AND STARTS WORKIN'!!

Month Pass

$15 / 30 days

50 messages/day for a whole month. Save $15 vs daily.

Coming Soon
A WHOLE MONTH OF CHAOS IS COMIN', BUT HERBIE'S WALLET IS CURRENTLY A SOCK WITH A HOLE IN IT!! BACK SOON!!

HOW TO GET YOUR CODE

Pick a tier above and send the payment via Venmo (@herbiesimplecksjr) or Ko-fi (ko-fi.com/herb).
Email herbiesimplecksjr@cheerful.com with three things: which tier you bought, whether you paid via Venmo or Ko-fi, and your username on that platform so we can verify the payment.
You'll get a code emailed back to you (usually within 24 hours).
Come back to this page and paste the code in the box below to unlock 50/day for the duration you bought.

WHAT DOES EACH MESSAGE COST?

Heads up — not all features cost the same. Heavier requests (like writing a full sonnet, news article, or short story in Freestyle) take more work to make than a quick roast or a short piece of advice, so they count for more against your daily limit. Free tier gets 15 messages a day; unlocked tier gets 50 a day. Here's how each kind of request burns your daily budget:

Chat (any of the 61 modes) — 1 message
Freestyle (haiku, sonnet, news article, recipe, story, etc.) — 1 message per format
Long advice — 1 message
Short advice — ½ message
Roast — ½ message
Redo (re-rolling your last reply) — ½ message

If you plan to use Freestyle a lot — long-form pieces, multiple drafts, sharing with friends — a Week or Month pass goes a long way. 15 free messages a day works out to roughly 15 full chats, 15 freestyle pieces, OR 30 roasts/short advice/redos — or any mix in between.

WHY CAN'T I PAY YET?

The pay buttons are takin' a li'l nap while Herbie finishes hookin' up the email robot that mails out yer unlock codes. The second that thing wakes up, the buttons come back and y'all can buy in.

In the meantime, free Herbie still gives everybody 15 messages a day. Got an unlock code already? Drop it in the box below and yer good to go.

★ HANG TIGHT, FRIEND!! HERBIE WILL HOLLER WHEN THE REGISTER OPENS!! ★

SUPPORT HERBIE & UNLOCK 50/DAY