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HERBIE'S ROAST MACHINE

Enter a name. Describe the crime. Watch Herbie tear into them with love.

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Give Herbie some context — their job, their personality, their deal. The roast will be more personal if Herbie knows something about them.
The specific crime, habit, or trait that deserves to be roasted. Leave blank and Herbie will invent something entirely on his own.
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HERBIE IS LOADING THE ROAST CANNON...
ROASTING —